There were two anonymous text receipients/responders to my text messages.
Their responses have been color coded.
Three cellular networks were traversed. Timecodes were slightly out of sync.
Messages were posted in actual chronological order.
Jan 14, 3:39 pm > Is it wrong to poop in the handicap stall like it's wrong to park in a handicap spot?
Jan 14, 3:43 pm < WTF?
Jan 14, 3:43 pm < Ur f'ed up!
Jan 14, 3:44 pm > I feel like a king on his throne in here. the extra space is like my court. jesters could entertain me here. women courtsey, men bow before me here. . .
Jan 14, 3:46 pm < You are so silly!
Jan 14, 3:47 pm > Oh, sh*t... there's no toilet paper in my court!
Jan 14, 3:46 pm < No way
Jan 14, 3:54 pm > I had to use ass Gaskets. it took like Four. i sense my own people are plotting against me. could be a coup.
3 comments:
Actually, I sent WTF? after the text about the king on his throne, because I missed your first text and didn't know you were in the bathroom. Later, I got the first text and realized how silly you were being. And I am just now realizing that what you refer to as ass gaskets are, I'm assuming, the toilet covers and not mechanical hardware. That makes me feel a bit better, it sounded like a painful procedure.
You just have way to much time on your hands (hopefully that is the only thing that you have on your hands!)
Ass Gasket
Noun.
History: Believed to be a Gallagher-ism (American comic of 1980s & 1990s known mostly for pulverizing melons w/a huge slegehammer in his shows).
Definition: Those wisp-thin, slightly waxy paper toilet seat covers offered in public toilets to protect one's bodunkadunk from coming in contact with someone else's funk.
Usage: When using the toilet at the Port Authority Bus Terminal, always put an ass gasket down before you cop a squat.
taken from UrbanDictionary.com
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