Curry: 3am Today

So, I woke up from sleeping all day. I had the flu or something.
At 3 am I sauteed some tofu, of which some burned to the bottom of the saucepan.
I added some anaheim peppers and then smothered it all in curry sauce from Patak's.
I finished that off by throwing some pre-cooked chicken breast slices in there.
I served it over rice.

Apparently the smell was so bad, my mother awoke from a dream because of it.
I've never seen her react so strongly to any smell before.
She kept walking around the house talking about how awful it smelled.
Right before retiring to her room, she fumigated the entire house with air freshener.

All the while, I'm laughing hysterically.

...I'm still giggling...

Oh, and the curry was good.

A blog from the Borders restroom

Following is a log of text messages sent earlier today.
There were two anonymous text receipients/responders to my text messages.
Their responses have been color coded.
Three cellular networks were traversed. Timecodes were slightly out of sync.
Messages were posted in actual chronological order.

Jan 14, 3:39 pm > Is it wrong to poop in the handicap stall like it's wrong to park in a handicap spot?
Jan 14, 3:43 pm < WTF?
Jan 14, 3:43 pm < Ur f'ed up!
Jan 14, 3:44 pm > I feel like a king on his throne in here. the extra space is like my court. jesters could entertain me here. women courtsey, men bow before me here. . .
Jan 14, 3:46 pm < You are so silly!
Jan 14, 3:47 pm > Oh, sh*t... there's no toilet paper in my court!
Jan 14, 3:46 pm < No way
Jan 14, 3:54 pm > I had to use ass Gaskets. it took like Four. i sense my own people are plotting against me. could be a coup.